I am a 34-year-old consultant for web development, shell scripting, and sundry non-trivial problems.
If I were to describe my favourite editor in two characters, it would have to be ⅵm. If you see what I did there, I think we would get along. (Regardless of your editor of choice.)
If I were to describe my favourite pastime in two words, it would have to be bicycle cycling. Check out Catena Cycling, the community for cyclists.
You can read more in my CV/résumé (also available in Dutch), or yawn at my Twitting stream.